Thursday, August 31, 2006

The CEV Blues

NASA today announced it has chosen Lockheed Martin to lead the team responsible for design and fabrication of the CEV (Crew Exploration Vehicle), which will serve as the space shuttle replacement around 2012, and will also carry a crew to the Moon and beyond. This is great news except for one thing.

I don't work for Lockheed Martin goddamit.

Losing out on the contract was the Northrop Grumman / Boeing team. While I worked only very, very peripherally on the proposal, just a tiny speck of work really, I can't tell you how disappointed I am that we lost the competition. I was so looking forward to being involved with the program. Blast. Some choice Shakespearian cursing is warranted here, but I can't muster the energy. Bollocks!

Tuesday, August 29, 2006

A Knave Travels to Santa Cruz

We jammed up to Coyro’s place in Santa Cruz on Friday, stopping at a few spots here and there around Big Sur on the way. No agenda, other than relaxing, hanging out, and letting shit happen. Coyro was a fabulous host, and was usually much quicker picking up the tab than I, blast her, but that’s OK, it all comes around eventually.

A highlight was seeing King Lear in the beautiful outdoor Sinsheimer-Stanley Festival Glen at UC Santa Cruz on Sunday night. A fantastic production, set in a small clearing amid the redwoods on the campus grounds.

I don’t know if you’ve read King Lear, but it has some of the greatest cursing lines I’ve ever had the pleasure of hearing. An example follows, where the Earl of Kent (in disguise) berates the hapless Oswald and calls him a few choice names:

KENT
A knave; a rascal; an eater of broken meats; a base, proud, shallow, beggarly, three-suited, hundred-pound, filthy, worsted-stocking knave; a lily-livered, action-taking knave, a whoreson, glass-gazing, super-serviceable finical rogue; one-trunk-inheriting slave; one that wouldst be a bawd, in way of good service, and art nothing but the composition of a knave, beggar, coward, pandar, and the son and heir of a mongrel bitch: one whom I will beat into clamorous whining, if thou deniest the least syllable of thy addition.


How great is that? Cursing has sunk to a new low in the 21st century, that’s for sure.

Monday, August 21, 2006

Getting On With It - Finish The Damn Story

Way back when, during a calmer, more peaceful world, when Pluto's status as a planet was not questioned, and Stephen Colbert was just another Jon Stewart sidekick, I started this blog with the intention of using it as some kind of personal creative space to work on fiction, fool around in the b-sphere, and just goof off. What an idiot.

Ok, I'm giving notice that I'll be submitting my first story for publication within four weeks, probably to a zine like Asimov's or F&SF. I'll let you know what happens. Here are the first few paragraphs:

THE LEVIATHAN ISLES / By Michael R. King

Jenna pulled the windsinger out of her small pack, clicked it together, and thrust it into the shimmering wet sand. Jarred from torpidity, a nearby cluster of sunning pillcrabs stumbled upright, squeaked tiny screams of outrage and dismay and scurried toward a low outcrop of rocks. Jenna, ignoring the crabs, watched as the brisk midmorning sea breeze caught at the windsinger’s fluted vanes – beautiful, age polished vanes carved from the bark of an alumwood tree by her grandfather long ago. As the vanes spun and the callingsong began, its eerie whistling growing louder and higher pitched, she stood back and scanned the green, foam-flecked sea. A swimmer should be here very soon, she thought.

Jenna made a final check of her pack contents. Grandfather had cautioned her to pack light, to take only what was absolutely necessary for her survival. “The Rite is a test of mettle, not metal,” he would intone. This particular aphorism, a favorite of her grandfather, was most often countered by Jenna dramatically rolling her eyes and shaking her head. Though she understood the sentiment (she thought), she found the saying literally confusing and irksome, especially considering that Grandfather had made sure that today she was carrying his own cherished steel bladed fin-dagger. After all, wasn’t that metal? Kneeling, opening a side pocket, she carefully removed the moss-wrapped pair of eggs she had lifted from a seagle’s nest the previous evening. No one knew why swimmers found seagle eggs to be such an enticement, or why the whistling cry of the seagle was such a profound lure; these were simply given truths. Jenna, though, had always wondered about the mysterious connection.

Loud splashes announced the arrival of the swimmer. Jenna jerked her head up, feeling her pulse pound and throat tighten. She had seen swimmers all her young life, had ridden them countless times, but never alone. To calm herself, she whispered her grandfather’s litany: “It’s the mettle, not the metal. It’s the mettle, not the metal. It’s the…” No use. It was still a ridiculous saying. And I’m still scared.

The swimmer slowly emerged from the surf. Its greenish gold forevanes scooped at the sand as it trundled ponderously toward the whirling, keening windsinger... (To be continued)

Monday, August 14, 2006

4 O'Clock Fridays at Del Mar

Tentative agenda for next Friday: go to work, do work, leave work, grab Kim and drive furiously south to Del Mar racetrack, meet friends, slam beers, bet a few ponies, discuss world events, and watch Alice in Chains blast out a set in the infield. And you think the terrorists are winning? Hah!
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