McSweeney's

You should probably check out McSweeney's. Off beat, odd, damn funny, bizarre, even great writings can be found there. My latest quest is to publish on their so called "scrappy internet arm". I leave you with a short work in progress, which will no doubt leave you thinking, "What a jackhole!", unless you're familiar with some of the McSweeney genre. Or not.


One in a Series of Restaurant Reviews by Conan the Barbarian and Sobatai: Thief & Archer, as Told by Their Chronicler…


Restaurant: Aquilonia #42
Food: Southern Hyrkanian
Ambiance: Dank, though tastefully so

Sobatai: While the lizard appetizers are hot and crunchy, their presentation is pedestrian and ill suited to the tastes of wandering conquerors.

Conan: Thank Crom snakes are not on the menu. That’s a plus. I’m sick of those slithering harbingers of evil.