Boat Trek III: The Search For A Buyer

[Reacting to their first look at the U.S.S. Excelsior]
Uhura: Would you look at that!
Kirk: My friends, the great experiment: The Excelsior. Ready for trial runs.
Sulu: She's supposed to have transwarp drive.
Scotty: Aye, and if my grandmother had wheels, she'd be a wagon.
Kirk: Come, come, Mr. Scott. Young minds, fresh ideas. Be tolerant!

My friends, the great experiment, i.e. my owning a boat, has run its course, with decidely mixed results. The aphorism that comes to mind is, if you own a boat, you had better love owning that boat. Unfortunately, my feelings were more like being stuck between first and second base, knowing I was not going to even try to make it to home plate, so to speak, and instead was ready to be taken out of the game. Sorry coach.

She is a fine vessel, but my heart twern't in it, and so she is now up for sale on Craigslist. Here's the link. And here's the BoatTrader.com link.