LV-426 Mystery Ship Exposed!

The mystery surrounding the discovery of an alien derelict ship (top photo) on planet LV-426 has been solved. It turns out a secret U.S. government agency known as the Pre-Company built the ship in Dubai (bottom photo) and used chaos-stringette-wormhole deconstruction teleportation techniques to fling it into the future to be discovered by the hapless crew of the Nostromo. How Alien eggs were deposited in the hold of the ship remains unknown, though rumor has it that the current administration has captured an Alien queen (aka "you BITCH!") and has secreted her in "an undisclosed location."